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Make Changing Into Your Wetsuit 10x Easier
(and don't flash your junk to the whole parking lot)
And if that's somehow not enough of a reason for you to get it... it also:
Replaces 6 pieces of gear
Repels sand
Wicks moisture & drys SUPER fast
Reversible camoflauge print
Gives full sun protection UPF 50+
Keeps you warm on chilly mornings
Your friend's hot mom will love you
It's Built To Last Forever (seriously)
And yes, one of the many ways we tested that was by using it to tow a 6,000 lb truck.
Makes a PERFECTLY SIZED Post Session Seat H2O protector
Replaces Your Other Gear
So which size should you get? Well that's easy.
If you are 6' or over, choose Large. If you are 6' and under, choose Medium.
Anybody want a peanut?
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Limited Time Summer Special:
1 Free Full Sized Ammoflauge Sunblock + 6 Sticker Pack Included With Every Changing Poncho
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Orders Before 3 PST ship same day
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Most Orders arrive in 1-2 days
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2x Stitching - 2x Tougher
Epic Post Session Seat Cover
Poncho Towel FAQs
Poncho towel measurements work a little differently than you might think. Measurements DO NOT include the hood. Start at the top of the shoulder down to the most bottom of the poncho towel.
In business for over 20 years, Jared and Alana Mitchell have a family owned business specializing in sunscreen and apparel. Located in San Juan Capistrano their faciolity includes its own fulfillment warehouse (which means fast free shipping).
*Its no exaggeration, and no questions asked - we will repair or replace any problem with your surf poncho towel for the expected lifetime of the product for any manufacturer's defect. We figure our poncho towels should have a lifetime of at least 10 years.
Don't worry, there are no hidden costs. We ship all orders the same day as long as they are placed before 3PM PST. We have our own fulfillment warehouse, and if you are in southern california, most orders arrive overnight, or in 2 days.
Waffle Microfiber is a type of microfiber featuring a unique and comfy textured surface featuring small, square-shaped grooves or pockets, which helps repel sand and dries quickly. Most users agree, its more comfortable and durable than regular microfiber, and not as sticky to things like grass and sand.
This UPF 50+ poncho towel can be used as a towel, seat cover, jacket, UPF hoodie, and of course a surf changing poncho. It can potentially replace the need to bring body sunscreen, jacket, umbrella, regular towel, and upf clothing.
It really boils down to stitching, thread, material type, and thickness of materials. This surf poncho towel uses 2x stitching with 2x thicker thread than leading competitors. Additionally, we utilize 380 GSM wafffle microfiber. Leading competitors use 300 GSM regular microfiber.
If you are for any reason dissatisfied with this product, send it back or drop it off for a full refund.
We thought you would never ask. We landed on bomb shelter, but the ideation process was titilating to say the least. Some of our name ideas included: dong shelter, taint tent, pecker palace, bend over and I'll show ya, where's the beef, bulge blanket, C.Y.A. moomoo, he-mans hide out, the cock pit, mr belvederes fun house, sizzler buffet neckerchief, hulkster hickey hider, chuck norris choke hold, and of course the texas turtleneck massacre.
It's The New Go-To Changing Towel of the Pros
SoCal Small Business:
-Family Owned and Operated
-Located In San Juan Capistrano
-20+ Years In Sun Protection Industry
-Fast and Free Shipping
-*Lifetime Guarantee
-No Hassle Returns
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Why We Made This (the hilariously true story from our founder):
Sooooo, years ago I was changing down at Salt Creek in Dana Point, CA (nickname: ASSAULT CREEK) before a surf sesh, using one of those “other guy” changing poncho towels.
Back then, there were really only a couple on the market — and boy oh boy, did they build them for frail little boys…
Like last year’s not-funny-anymore Christmas sweater, this particular changing poncho seemed to shrink more every time I washed it.
It was super uncomfortable, and made of that clingy material that attracts literally everything — grass, surf wax, dryer lint, my wife’s underwear (true story).
Anyway, I’m just minding my business, frothing at the thought of a few lunchtime nuggets, when — low and behold — an officer of the peace rolls up to me, window down, and says:
“Hey, dude… when you bent over just now to put on your suit, I saw your whole world down there. Like, everything. And so did the entire Pacific Coast Highway.”
While I briefly considered offering him my number, I politely apologized and explained that no one builds products for regular, everyday dad giants anymore.
Thankfully, he let me off with a warning — and I’m still allowed within 100 feet of my kids’ schools — so everybody wins.
That was the moment I decided to create the world’s ultimate changing poncho.
One changing poncho towel to rule them all.
A poncho big enough to ensure the world will never again see my compressed fruit bowl — unless I give permission.
Here comes the sales pitch:
I’m the kind of guy who uses things way too long (I still have a t-shirt from high school).
And when I buy my dad jorts from Costco, I expect quality. (Okay — not really.)
But I created this changing poncho to last 10+ years, maybe more — with thick waffle microfiber (way thicker than the other guys) and double-reinforced seams.
Recently, like a bear at the circus, I surfed the Palm Springs Wave Park (pic above), and it was super rad.
I ended up wearing this puppy all day long — and didn’t get sunburned.
I also used it as a poncho towel when I needed to warm up in the sun. No complaints.
I made it reversible, with one camouflage side inspired by land colors and the other by sea — so you can match your mood.
Some mornings, when I’m dawn patrolling, I wear it over my wetsuit while riding my e-bike down to the water. It keeps me warm, and it works wonders.
Thanks for listening to me ramble.
If you have any suggestions on how I can improve this product, please reach out. I’m always open to feedback — and making things even more ultimater.