GHOSTAMMO Reversible Extra Large Changing Poncho - Camoflauge

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$49.00
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A Better Changing Poncho - Check Out The Features

  • FREE SHIPPING ALL ORDERS NO MINIMUMS- Product ship the same day from Orange County, CA
  • Compare to other Ponchos that sell for $80 and up
  • Its XXL or even XXXL - 47 inches shoulder to bottom (fits heights up to 6'3")
  • The only Reversible Camoflauge Changing Poncho On the market
  • Wear it like Sunblock - UPF 50+
  • Super thick waffle microfiber (380 GSM), reinforced seams
  • Super Comfortable, Moisture wicking, Quick dry and Sand Free!
  • Wear it Over Your Wetsuit in the morning to keep warm
  • No Pesky Pockets hanging everywhere, use like a beach towel
  • Great for Surfing Beach Days, Lake Days, River Floats, and Pool Parties
  • Take some time to read the full story and exact size chart below

Product Description - Changing Poncho

***Disclaimer - before you purchase this product, please know you are purchasing from a real american business, a company who is obsessed with quality, a family run business (not some deep pocket faceless corporation). Products are formulated in the USA by hard working people who really care about the products we are making (blood sweat tears and years of testing). We are not afraid to make a little less profit to ensure our products are higher quality and will last 2x longer than the "other guys".

Exact Measurements, Size Recommendations, Specifications:

  • 63 inches tall
  • 31.5 inches wide
  • 47 inches shoulder to bottom
  • Fits Heights Up to 6"3"
  • Thick Waffle Microfiber - 380 gsm

Key Features:

  • Free Shipping All Orders to the USA
  • Compare to other Ponchos that sell for $80 and up
  • Its XXL or even XXXL - 47 inches shoulder to bottom (fits heights up to 6'3")
  • The only Reversible Camoflauge Poncho On the market
  • Wear it like Sunblock - UPF 50+
  • Beach, Lake, River Pool!
  • Its XXL or even XXXL - 47 inches shoulder to bottom (fits heights up to 6'3")
  • The only Reversible Camoflauge Poncho On the market
  • Wear it like Sunblock - UPF 50+
  • Super thick waffle microfiber (380 GSM), reinforced seams
  • Super Comfortable, Moisture wicking, Quick dry
  • Wear it Over Your Wetsuit in the morning to keep warm
  • No Pesky Pockets hanging everywhere, use like a beach towel

Here is the story:

Sooooo, years ago I was changing down at Salt Creek in Dana Point, CA (nickname ASSAULT CREEK) before my surf sesh, using one of the "other guys" changing towels.

Back then, there were really only a couple on the market, and boy oh boy, did they build them for frail little boys....

Like last year's not funny anymore christmas sweater, this particular changing poncho became smaller the more I washed it.

It was super uncomfortable, the kind of material that every single piece of grass or surf wax (or my wife's underwear true story) in the world seemed to want to stick to.

So I was minding my own business, frothing at the thought of a few lunchtime nuggets when low and behold an officer of the peace pulled up to me with haste, rolled down his window and said...

"Hey, dude... when you bent over just now to put on your suit, I saw your whole world down there, like everything, and so did the whole Pacific Coast Highway!".

While I contemplated offering him my phone number, I politely apologized and explained that no one builds products for regular everyday dad giants anymore.

Thankfully he let me off and I am still allowed within 100 feet of my kids' schools so everybody wins. 

It was then I decided I would create the world's most ultimate changing poncho, one changing towel to rule them all.

A changing poncho that would be big enough to make sure the world never again saw my compressed fruit bowl (without my permission of course).

And here comes the sales pitch - I am the kind of guy that likes to use things way too long (like I still have t-shirt from high school).

And when I buy my dad jorts from costco, I expect quality (not really).

I created this changing poncho to last upwards of 10+ years (maybe more) with its thick waffle microfiber (way thicker than the other guys) and double reinforced seams. 

Reccently, like a bear at the circus, I surfed the Palm Springs Wave Park (picture above) and it was super rad becuase I forgot sunscreen but I ended up wearing this puppy all day long, and did not get a sunburn.

Also, I used it as a towel when I needed to warm up in the sun.

I made this poncho reversible, one camoflauge print inspired by land colors, and one inspired by sea, so you can choose your mood.

Sometimes in the mornings when I am dawn patrolling I wear it over my wetsuit while I am riding my ebike down to the water to keep warm and it works wonders.

Thank you for listening to me ramble. If you have any suggestions of how I can improve this product, please reach out to me, I am always open to feedback and making things more "ultimater".

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