Excalibag: Shoulder Sling & Fanny Pack

"It's the swiss army knife of fanny packs" -Leonard Nimoy

Key Features

• Let's weaponize that pelvis, with a conceal carry flare!
• The more of a dad bod you have, the cooler you will look
• Includes two loops for holding the long skinny weapon of your choice
• World's first fanny pack that includes a bandolier for holding 20 bullets
• Tailored Athletic Fit: Designed to contour without clinging—flattering, but never restrictive.
• Discreet beverage holder and bottle opener
• Secret pockets for creams and lotions
• Wear over your shoulder, or like traditional fanny pack
• Quick-Dry Design: Dries fast so you’re never weighed down or stuck in a soggy shirt post-workout.
• Will make you capable of time travel (not really)
• Durable Construction: Built to last through lifts, reps, and runs—because high-performance gear should go the distance.
  
• Anti-Chafe Seams: Flatlock stitching minimizes friction for maximum comfort during high-impact movement.

Size Specifications

Product Description

The GHOSTAMMO Excalibag is the world's first fanny pack with one purpose and one purpose only: to make sure you can safely transport your medieval sword around with you 24/7 while sporting 20 bullets around your shoulder.

Ok, maybe it can serve a few more purposes... For instance, it can also hold an axe, rambo knife, or even speargun. 

Or other important things, like your sunscreen.

To put the icing on the icing, it includes a bottle opener and beverage holder, plenty of secret compartments, and you can wear it like a shoulder sling, or dad-ready fanny pack.

This isn't your grandma's fanny pack from the 80's ladies and gentlemen, get ready to weaponize your pelvis.

Hey, I am not afraid to say it out loud... I am always on the hunt for that fashion accessory that will stop people in their tracks and make them ask themselves "who is that personality?" (bones brigade reference)

Well, let me tell you, wearing a medieval sword across your chest while you are walking down the street while slinging bullets across your shoulder bandolier should seal the deal.

If conceal carry is your game, then the excalibag is your game. Thank you, homeboys!