GHOSTAMMO "Battlestar Gnarlacticas" - Polarized Sunglasses with Side Shields

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$39.00
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$39.00
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Polarized Sunglasses with Side Shields Key Features: Polarized Sunglasses Side Protection From Size Shields Gold Ref...

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A Better Changing Poncho - Check Out The Features

  • FREE SHIPPING ALL ORDERS NO MINIMUMS- Product ship the same day from Orange County, CA
  • Compare to other Ponchos that sell for $80 and up
  • Its XXL or even XXXL - 47 inches shoulder to bottom (fits heights up to 6'3")
  • The only Reversible Camoflauge Changing Poncho On the market
  • Wear it like Sunblock - UPF 50+
  • Super thick waffle microfiber (380 GSM), reinforced seams
  • Super Comfortable, Moisture wicking, Quick dry and Sand Free!
  • Wear it Over Your Wetsuit in the morning to keep warm
  • No Pesky Pockets hanging everywhere, use like a beach towel
  • Great for Surfing Beach Days, Lake Days, River Floats, and Pool Parties
  • Take some time to read the full story and exact size chart below

Product Description - Changing Poncho

Polarized Sunglasses with Side Shields

Key Features:

  • Polarized Sunglasses
  • Side Protection From Size Shields
  • Gold Reflective Mirrored Lenses

 

GHOSTAMMO "Battlestar Gnarlacticas" - Polarized Sunglasses with Side Shields

Alternative name ideas:

1.21 gigawatt erection

Ghost in the mirror

Force Field

Tractor Beams

BBQ Blast Shield

Xray Deez Nuts

Byclops

Seek and Destroy

Nocturnal Reflection

Radio Shack Rapist

Short Circuit City

Hold My Calculator

Holy Caclulus

Cold Fusion War Kids

Solar Flear Bear Bears

Flare Fighters

Future's looking Rude

I can see your boobs

Hold My Retina

Elon's your Father

30 seconds to Gnars

Black hole patrol

Mercury Massacre

Mercury Merman

Alien Arcade

Dave and Thrusters

Reflecticons

Fran's Force Field

High School Harrys

Xray Your Mom's Gay

Uncle Larry Cabin Peepers

Bisexual Biclops

Hey Kids Get in my Van

Bear at the Circus

Reflecto-rection

Muppet 3d vision

Kurt Russels Fun House

Aunt Lenny's Left Nipple

Your Mom's Red Rocket Launcher

The Hot Librarians

Hot Peace Adults

Uncle So Hard

House Cat Red Rocket

I sold my fender and all I got was these lousy glasses

Reflective Side Boob Protection

Shalom Shomer Shabas Shaman Shades

Just the Tips

Home Town Buffet Sneeze Guards

Quantum Quincenera

Reflective Rhino Boners

Puke Shell Protologists

Aunt Jenn's Lunch Meat Lawn Sprinkler

The Ice Cream Man Sex Change

Lenticuluar Cumulous Lap Dance

Thomas Kinkade Throwing Shade

Elon's Polygamy Peepers

Lenscrafters One Night Stand with Kaybee Toy Store

Hot Dog On Stick Tube Steak Xray

Elon's 15th Golden Child

Hot Pocket Pup Tent

Dave Grohls Love Child Condomns

Dolphin Materbatoriams

Bob Costas Soup Kitchen

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