This is the 80s — and I’m down with the ladies…

Maybe you’re like me — not exactly rockin’ a rager in the front, but still plenty of party in the back? Either way, you’re not Friar Tuck — and the GHOSTAMMO Forehead Blade is here to protect your solar panel and your pride.

Can we bring visors back? Or did they never really leave? Rather than solve that mystery, I just brought them back from the future — in the form of a bold, holographic forehead shield that would make Marty McFly weep tears of joy.

Opaque means protection. This bad boy blocks the sun, reflects it right back into the stratosphere, and does it all with that glorious shimmer.

Perfect for any beach or yacht-rock scenario, just fasten it to your dome and prepare to strut in slow motion. Great for volleyball, spikeball, SUP, surf, frisbee — or just flexing at the arcade while burning through your last dollar on Mortal Kombat at 7-Eleven.

Are you a coach? Even better. Pair this visor with your belly-button-high khakis and take that sideline energy to the next level.

So next time you gear up for a water day, grab your Sony boom box, pop in a Michael McDonald CD, and set sail on a full day of badassery with the Dome Ranger.